Who in the world is Bill Wong?

Think of him as the male equivalent of Carmen Sandiego... except with occupations and not locations. Compiled here is a list of his possible identities.

Disclaimer: Do not feel like you have to watch all of these videos. Because I sure as hell didn't.

Does he own a restaurant?



As an insurance agent:



Here, he calls himself a "digital surgeon," whatever the hell that is.



He's also an accomplished campaign strategist.



Did you know he's a Canadian-Chinese tailor too? Check out his website!



Ever wanted to learn Tai Chi? Bill can help! He's an instructor.



Here, he shares with us his scuba diving adventures!



And of course: Bill Wong Buffet, proudly serving the people of Orlando for over 20 years!