Everything poops.

Yes, I suck. You should know this by now.

Okay okay, you are correct! I have also found it very interesting that we both logged on the same day, after a very long hiatus! I sadly cannot watch anything right now because I am stuck in the lab with a bunch of high schoolers while they do their concussion testing. They are IDIOTS, btw. Have no fear though, because I will find some goodies to post either later tonight or tomorrow at work. I am going to start a new blog, too. I am going to become....A RUNNER! Yeah...go ahead and laugh. I'm getting fat, and I kind of hate my job right now, which fuels me with enough anger from stupid people that actually WANT to run. What. The. Heck. But hey, I'll go with it. I also just realized my next day off from anything crazy is September 22. It's a saturday. It's practically a month away. I may throw myself from the top of the school. OR maybe I will throw a watermelon. Either eay, aughtta be a good time! How do you spell "Aughtta"? otta? outta? Arrrrghhhhh my brain is broken!!! Okay, I will find you some goodies. You get bonus points for being the first to actually post anything. Laurie: 1 Kelly: 0 Allllllllllllllllllrighty then, Tin dat tey! Billa billa billa bong billa bong billa bong billa billa billa bong BILL WONG.

I'll have you know...

... YOU were the one who said we needed to continue this blog. And who has been carrying THAT torch? ME.

Juuuuuuust sayin'.

And with that, I leave you with a sloth trying to cross the street.

CUH-RUT-CHAAAYYY!!!!!!

So awkward

Not sure why I giggled so much at this. It's pretty fantastic though!

Failure Pants

"Harry, I told you not to play with matches"

Awesome editing! hahahaha Not sure why they're speaking in falsetto but whatevs!

Not going to lie, this is kinda awesome

Oh crap.

Still crying at work after watching this. Effffff...

Oops, crying at work while watching this video

What a gorgeous video!

Brains or beauty, but not both. In this case: not brains.

It's amazing: Ryan Lochte is the walking stereotype of a typical athlete. Talented, attractive... and unintelligent. Way to go, Ryan Lochte, breaking stereotypes since two thousand and never.

In other news, let me introduce you to my future husband, Nathan Adrian:

Not that I'm shallow or anything but, well... you know.

This just made my entire night 1000x better.